Poker Hand Nicknames
So the next time you are playing poker and holding a Queen and a three in your hand, you can say that you are holding a "Gay Waiter". Hopefully the other players will know that you dont mean that you are in San Francisco at Mecca but that you are folding a bad starting hand.
Poker Hand Nicknames
| Cards | Nickname |
| A-A | Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Bulletts |
| A-K | Big Slick |
| A-Q | Little Slick, Big Chick |
| A-8 | Dead Man's Hand (the hand held by Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot) |
| K-K | Cowboys, King Kong |
| K-Qos | Mixes Marriage |
| K-Q | Marriage |
| K-J | Kojak, King John |
| K-9 | A pair of dogs (as in canine), Fido |
| Q-Q   | Siegfried & Roy, Ladies |
| Q-J | Maverick |
| Q-7 | Computer Hand |
| Q-3 | Gay waiter, San Francisco waiter |
| J-J | Knaves, Hooks, Fishhooks, Jay Birds |
| J-A | Jackass, Ajax |
| J-5 | Motown, Jackson Five |
| J-4 | Flat Tires (as in whats a jack for?) |
| 10-10 | Dimes |
| 10-5 | Woolworths |
| 10-4 ; | Over and Out, Roger That, Convoy, Good Buddy |
| 10-2 | Doyle Brunson |
| 9-8 | Oldsmobile |
| 9-9 | Popeyes, Phil Hellmuth |
| 9-5 | Dolly Parton |
| 9-2 | Montana Banana |
| 8-8 | Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, doggie balls |
| 7-7 | Sunset Strip, Mullets, Saturn, Hockey Sticks |
| 7-8 | RPM |
| 7-6 | Union Oil |
| 6-6 | Route 66, Kicks |
| 5-5 | Speed Limit, Presto |
| 4-4 | Diana Dors, Magnum |
| 4-5 | Jesse James, Colt 45 |
| 3-9 | Jack Benny |
| 3-8 | Raquel Welch |
| 3-3 | Crabs |
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